Mirror, mirror on the wall

It was dark and snowy day. I was sitting on an old floor at Kim's house, looking into a mirror leaning against the wall, minding my own business and getting ready to put down a new floor.
Out of the blue I heard a voice,"If the mirror is in your way you could remount it if you want to."
So after Kim left for work I installed the mirror back in the bath room where it belonged. Then back to the floor.

When Kim got home she saw the mirror back on the bathroom wall and advised me that I had
put it up vertical instead of horizontal like it was before. We argued a while and she said she liked
it better the way I had put it up. I threatened to change it to horizontal but she advised that if I
did there would be no more rubarb pies.

So the next time she left the house I turned it upside down. Now all the images are upside down.
Shortly after I had completed this, an upside down religious image appeared on the mirror and
advised that I had committed a bad. She called up for a higher spirit to come down and select
my punishment. A misty hazy image came onto the mirror upside down and named the punishment. "It will be Montezoma's Revenge." The upside down religious image said,"OH GOD". The nest 12 hours were different. The mirror is still upside down.